Ron White at Fox Theater Salinas
- When: Friday, July 27, 2012, 7 p.m.
- Where: Fox Theater Salinas, Salinas
- Cost: $45 - $182.50
- Age limit: All ages
- Categories: Comedy
Look no further than White's tweets for evidence the guy is fucking funny. "Ever get half a blow job? It’s never the good half." "People assume heavy set folks know all the best restaurants. I didn’t get fat from being a picky eater; I got fat from eating EVERYTHING." "My weed is so good I can watch television without turning it on." "It is my understanding that everybody else is wrong." "If you watch porn on your smart phone, you’ve either got great eyesight or unlimited minutes." "Candidates are sure to ask, 'Are you better off today than you were four years ago?' That would be a valid question if I could remember." (See On Stage story.) [MCA]
7pm. Fox Theater, 241 South Main St., Salinas. $182.50/VIP$75/golden circle; $45/reserved. 1-888-825-5484, www.foxtheatersalinas.com.