This interview with Kurt Vonnegut took place a couple of months ago. About an hour after we finished our conversation, he called me back.

“I thought that was a good interview,” he said.

I agreed.

“And I think I have a title for it.”

I asked him what it was.

“I AM THE FATHER OF ANNA NICOLE SMITH’S BABY!”

“I knew it!” I said.

“Use that, would you?”

Mr. Vonnegut claimed he was tired of writing, but he was still interested in getting a reader’s attention.