107 min • Comedy • Rated PG-13
Couples Retreat

Intelligence is insulted at every turn in this date movie from former "swingers" Vince Vaughn and John Favreau, who now write themselves roles as middle-aged men grown flabby in both body and spirit. Vaughn also produces and, as the film's top-lined star, plays the only happily married man in this story's quartet of couples, who attend a weeklong couples retreat. Random sequences follow in succession: a badly choreographed shark attack, a massage that requires a self-serve happy ending, ridiculous therapy sessions, a Fabio look-alike yoga instructor who provides the requisite homophobic sight gags, and a renegade excursion to the singles sides of the resort where, magically, everything resolves. Logic and credibility are defied at almost every opportunity. Even so, some of this might have worked if the script was, say, funny. The scenery looks good enough to be a screensaver, as one of the characters exclaims, and of course, the background offers an endless array of scantily clad hardbodies. Reviewed by MB.

 

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