From The Editorial Desk
Thursday, March 23, 2000
Headquarters has just received an urgent e-mail from its operatives within MoCo's hacker underground.
Reports have been confirmed that a cabal of Silicon Valley entrepreneurs known as SISCO, (Secret Infiltration and Subversion of County Operations) has targeted Monterey County as part of an insidious plan to expand the reach of their megalomaniacal empire throughout central California.
At this very moment, SISCO operatives have infiltrated the highest reaches of county government; compiling top secret data and coercing elected officials into cooperating with their scheme to turn the county into a bedroom community of brainwashed worker drones.
In order to save Monterey County from a fate worse than death, a surreptitious band of freedom fighters composed of Monterey County's best and brightest has summoned Agent OOO to join the battle to save Monterey County from the clutches of SISCO.
Her mission... to track down and coopt SISCO's two counteragents into joining our cause, recover the encoded disc containing SISCO's top secret plans, and implant a virus into the disc that when downloaded by SISCO, will destroy their entire computer operations network.
Co-starring: Leon Panetta, Catherine Flatley, Gasper Spadaro, Henry Frederico, Larry Esquivel, Jack Burnam, and Max the Wonder Dog.
Special thanks to Paula Elliott at Million Air Monterey and the tuxedo department at Dick Bruhn, Monterey.
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