By Aaron S. Birk
Thursday, October 19, 2000
street talk It''s been rainy as of late and the sun has made small but tantalizing appearances from behind the clouds. No human being should have to endure this indecisive weather. Like the chaos of the weather patterns, we swept down and interrogated the living daylights out of these poor fools with random questions.
Cole Holiday/Steve Sipple
Unemployed musicians, Monterey
If you could bring back one thing from the ''80s, what would it be?
(H) Fast girls that dress like Madonna, or...
(S) Bon Scott and ''80s guitar rock.
(H) Yep, Bon Scott, definitely.
If extraterrestrials availed themselves to greet us, would some people sue them for a century of sexual harassment?
(S) No, because they don''t have the right plumbing--just a little glowing spot down there!
(H) I would like to go on record as saying that question sucks. I hate aliens.
If you had a crock pot, what would you put in there?
(H) Lentils, pancetta, some onion with a pinch of curry and four cups of water.
If you had a light saber, what color would it be and what would you do with it?
(S) It''d be green and I''d take it home to the wife.
(H) Mine''s invisible.
What would you put in your crock pot? Severed heads.
Would aliens be sued for sexual harassment? Are they midgets? Because if they''re midgets they could get away with it. Everyone loves a midget.
And if you could bring back something from the ''80s? Oh, God, where do I start...Le Car, zippers, and Olivia Newton John''s career.