Street Talk:

Street Talk:

Street Talk

Asked at Safeway in Carmel.

Q: THERE HAS BEEN A LOT OF DEBATE OVER TORTURE OF LATE. DESCRIBE A CREATIVE METHOD.

Follow-up: What’s the nicest torture you can think of?


MARK HAMMOND | Barista | Salinas

Q: Having to listen to a melee of the most annoying musical voices put together—though I guess deciding which music is annoying is a matter of taste.

Sweet Death: Candy and lollipops.


JOANIE LINARES | Retired | Carmel Valley

Q: Being in a room full of obnoxious, rotting, decaying smells like raw sewage while also getting bamboo shoots shoved under your fingernails.

Hug Life: Knowing you’re loved by your family.


Kit Biebauw | Architect | Belgium

Q: In the medieval days they used to put a person in a really narrow box and he wouldn’t be able to do anything besides stand up straight.

Gallows Humor: Tickle him with a feather until he laughs.

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