If Kenny Allison were president, he’d be nearing the end of his second term. But getting elected is not this CSUMB Otter’s style of elective – he’s too smart to take such a pain-in-the-ass job when he could continue living what so many call “the best years of their life” a lot longer than so many. To help college newcomers adapt to life on campus, he shared some of the lessons he’s learned since he started college when Saddam Hussein was still in power.

• ON PARTY CRASHING

“Just make sure you don’t show up empty-handed – always bring something to offer the host. If you find yourself passing out on a random couch, just make sure you take your shoes off.”

• ON BREAKING THE ICE WITH A CUTE CO-ED

“‘Accidentally’ hit someone with a Frisbee. It’s sure to get their attention quickly.”

• ON LOW-PRO PARTYING

“The beach is a good place to chill. There are a lot of spots that are out-of-sight, out-of-mind down there.”

• ON PICKING A ROOMMATE

“Never room with your best friends. It’s the fastest route to becoming worst enemies.”

• ON FINANCING THE EDUCATION

“Fill out FAFSA, even if you don’t think you’ll get anything. Apply for scholarships, talk with a financial aid officer at your school and explore your loan options. Sweet-talk Grandma and Grandpa.”

• ON LOCAL NIGHTLIFE

“I like the Mucky Duck and Indian Summer. Both seem to attract younger crowds and have nice outdoor settings with cheap-drink nights.”

• ON LOW-BUDGET HIGH TIMES

“Disc golf is huge here and there are plenty of courses to choose from. You can also go to the beach, go on a day hike in Big Sur or go fishing – no license required – off the Coast Guard Pier by Cannery Row.”

• ON GRADUATING ON TIME

“Sign up for classes early, know what your major is going to be, what the requirements are, and keep on top of your work. Most importantly, know exactly in which direction you’re going right when you enroll and always plan two semesters ahead.”