¡Ask A Mexican! for Aug 19, 2010

en alguna parte su se escribe: Cría cuervos y te sacarán los ojos

One man's take on his culture's stereotypes

Thursday, August 19, 2010

Dear Readers: The Mexican’s longtime amigo, William Lobdell, author of the memoir Losing My Religion: How I Lost My Faith Reporting on Religion in America – and Found Unexpected Peace, wrote in recently regarding my piece from a couple of semanas back theorizing why so many Mexis are Mormons:

The real reason Mormons had such good luck at converting Mexicans is that the missionaries and even past prophets have told Latinos that they are the descendants of Lamanites, a lost tribe of Israel that came to America around 600 BC. As a Lamanite, therefore, Mexicans are part of God’s chosen people and God has something incredible planned for them. This, naturally, is very appealing to people of poverty and hardship. Recent studies show that native Americans (North, Central and South) come from Asia, not the Middle East, but this hasn’t stopped the majority of Mormons from using the you-are-a-Hebrew sales pitch to natives of North, Central and South America. When those convert Mormons find out that they don’t have an ounce of Jewish blood in them, they are devastated. -Gracias, Bill!

On the other side of the Mexican Mormon equation is the following gentleman:

Your “understanding of Mormonism” is partially incorrect and frankly offensive. Mormon men do NOT dominate their wife. Mormons do NOT hate homosexuals, nor anyone else for that matter. I suggest you do better research, and apologizes in print for these untruths. Good luck finding the courage to do that.

Actually, señor, Mormons do quite hate homosexuals – otherwise, church doctrine wouldn’t classify the act as a sin, or unnatural. But what do I know? My Catholic faith preaches the same pendejadas – and we protect pedophiles much better than ustedes, to boot. As for the husband domination? That’s what makes your religion so appealing to Mexicans – don’t start denying it now! STOP THE DEPORTATION OF DREAMERS! The Mexicans favorite cause is the DREAM Act, a bill before Congress that would allow young people who are culturally American to qualify for amnesty. The pinche Obama administration is now threatening to deport quite a few of them. Fight the deportation of some of our best and brightest by visiting dreamactivist.org to learn how to raise the proper desmadre.