Thin-Blooded: The Wolfman’s screenwriters missed ripe opprtunities to play on Shakespearean themes, Jack the Ripper’s foil and the inner turmoil of a man-beast.

Thin-Blooded: The Wolfman’s screenwriters missed ripe opprtunities to play on Shakespearean themes, Jack the Ripper’s foil and the inner turmoil of a man-beast. Frank Connor/Universal Pictures

The Wolfman

Untrue Grue: The Wolfman is at the door, but the story lacks a dramatic core.

The metallic tang of blood is all over the elegant facade of this mysteriously disappointing, dispassionately underpowered story of a British aristocrat who dances with the devil, in the form of a werewolf curse, in the pale moonlight. Dismembered limbs and heads and scattered entrails fly with gleeful, squishy abandon, though thankfully without the pornographic leering that afflicts too much of what passes for horror today: If this remake is way gorier than the classic 1941 Universal horror flick on which it’s based, it’s still coyer than what we expect from gore today.

Still, while the classy spooky sheen gives one hope for The Wolfman, it soon becomes clear that the film has nothing but that classy spooky sheen to offer. There are no people to care about here; there is no infernal, psychological horror. Everything onscreen is just fodder for a plot that chews through flesh and bone while ignoring all the really juicy, stuff-of-genre-greatness stuff lingering in the other direction.

There are no people to care about here; there is no infernal, psychological horror.

You’d think screenwriters Andrew Kevin Walker and David Self wouldn’t be content to create merely a Victorian slasher movie, which is what The Wolfman ultimately reveals itself to be: The former invented the multifaceted nightmare of Sleepy Hollow, which had so much to say about the divide between and the connections among reason and superstition, and about the neuroses that drive us to examine what frightens us most; the latter found complex terrors in The Road to Perdition, which upended expectations about a professional-killer protagonist. But this Wolfman is nothing more than what appears on the surface: an excuse for bloodletting, if a stylish one. Adapting Curt Siodmak’s script for the 1941 original, Walker and Self have sketched out potential layers of story and character that they then utterly neglect, leaving the prospects for a really meaty tale of horror dangling before us.

Why cast, for instance, prodigal son Lawrence Talbot (Benicio Del Toro) as a Shakespearean actor returning home to England from America in 1891, where he was exiled as a child (hence accounting for Del Toro’s lack of an English accent), and then not allow the juiciness of the Bard’s themes to influence the story? The possibilities are so tantalizing! Lawrence has a contentious relationship with his father, Sir John (Anthony Hopkins), one already drenched in blood and horror and the kind of familial violence Shakespeare loved… and then that father-son relationship grows even more strained when Lawrence is infected with the cyclical werewolf disease. Del Toro seems sadly leashed here, his natural animalism oddly muted, as if he were longing for an opportunity to play with the notions of a man conflicted about enjoying expressing his creature side while simultaneously horrified by it.

That seems like a theme ideally suited to a character who is also an actor, when so many actors say they relish being able to express through a character what they’d never do in real life. How could Walker and Self have possibly missed that? Isn’t this supposed to be about the heart of a man at war with his own nature? Why else is the werewolf trope so powerful? How is it that that concept is entirely absent here?

And why bring in a Scotland Yard investigator (Hugo Weaving) to solve the mystery of the murderous beast on the foggy moors and call him Frederick Abberline – the real-life chief investigator of the Jack the Ripper case – if that one instance of name-checking is all that defines him? When I realized who Weaver’s character was meant to be, I felt a momentary thrill of geeky excitement: Could Universal be trying to create a whole new franchise in Abberline, a sort of Victorian X-Files? Would we see future movies in which Abberline hunts down the Loch Ness Monster or Dracula? Alas, not only is this not in the offing, Abberline barely figures at all here. The screenwriters might as well have introduced a character named Clark Kent, had someone else recognize him as that reporter from the Daily Planet, and then forgotten all about him. What a waste!

The Wolfman looks great, and there are moments in which Del Toro and Weaving are riveting (though Emily Blunt is wasted as the requisite damsel in distress). But they don’t have anywhere near enough to play with. Any movie called The Wolfman should be brawnier than this, and a lot more tormented. There’s no English fog so thick that can conceal the emotional emptiness here.

THE WOLFMAN (2) • Directed by Joe Johnston • Starring Emily Blunt, Benicio Del Toro and Anthony Hopkins • Rated R • 125 min. At Century Cinemas Del Monte, Maya Cinemas, Northridge Cinemas, Lighthouse Cinemas.

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