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Tease photo Brezsny's Astrology May 24-30, 2012

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): “My soul is a fire that suffers if it doesn’t burn,” said Jean Prevost, a writer and hero of the French Resistance during World War II. “I need three or four ...

Tease photo Brezsny's Astrology May 17-23, 2012

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Is there a difference in sound quality between relatively inexpensive modern violins and the multi-million-dollar violins created by master craftsmen in the 1700s? In research done at the Eighth International Violin ...

Tease photo Brezsny's Astrology May 10-16, 2012

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): In one of your past lives, I think you must have periodically done something like stick your tongue out or thumb your nose at pretentious tyrants – and gotten away with ...

Tease photo Brezsny's Astrology May 3-9, 2012

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): On the one hand, you’re facing a sticky dilemma that you may never be able to change no matter how hard you try. On the other hand, you are engaged with ...

Tease photo Brezsny's Astrology April 26-May 2, 2012

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): “True life is lived when tiny changes occur,” said Leo Tolstoy. I agree. It’s rare for us to undergo rapid, dramatic transformations in short periods of time. That’s why it’s delusional ...

Tease photo Brezsny's Astrology April 19-25, 2012

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): You had to take the test before you got a chance to study more than a couple of the lessons. Does that seem fair? Hell, no. That’s the bad news. The ...

Tease photo Brezsny's Astrology April 5-11, 2012

Brezsny's Astrology April 5-11, 2012

ARIES (March 21-April 19): Please study this testimony: “Born in a rancid, bat-infested cave at the base of the smoldering Sangay Volcano, I was raised by the half-bear demon princess Arcastia. At the age of ...

Tease photo Brezsny's Astrology March 29-April 4, 2012

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): A few months after America invaded Iraq in 2003, soldier Brian Wheeler wrote the following to help us imagine what it was like over there: “Go to the worst crime-infested place ...

Tease photo Brezsny's Astrology March 15-21, 2012

Brezsny's Astrology March 15-21, 2012

ARIES (March 21-April 19): This week you may learn the real reason the tortoise beat the hare, why two of the three blind mice weren’t really blind, and the shocking truth about the relationship between ...

Tease photo Brezsny's Astrology March 8-14, 2012

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): “Controlled hysteria is what is required,” said playwright Arthur Miller in speaking about his creative process. “To exist constantly in a state of controlled hysteria. It’s agony. But everyone has agony. ...

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