BREZSNY'S ASTROLOGY: May 16-22, 2013

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): In the alternate universe created by Marvel comic books, there is a mutant superhero called Squirrel Girl. She has the magic power to summon hordes of cute, furry squirrels. Under her ...

BREZSNY'S ASTROLOGY: May 9-15, 2013

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): The Tarahumara Indians of northwestern Mexico are renowned for their ability to run long distances. The best runners can cover 200 miles in two days. The paths they travel are not ...

BREZSNY'S ASTROLOGY: May 2-8, 2013

BREZSNY'S ASTROLOGY: May 2-8, 2013

ARIES (March 21-April 19): Are you afraid that you lack a crucial skill or aptitude? Do you have a goal that you’re worried might be impossible to achieve because of this inadequacy? If so, now ...

Tease photo BREZSNY'S ASTROLOGY: April 25 - May 1

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): How we react to the sound of the wind gives clues to our temperament, said philosopher Theodor W. Adorno. The unhappy person thinks of “the fragility of his house and suffers ...

BREZSNY'S ASTROLOGY - April18-25

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): The writer Oliver Burkeman has some advice that would be helpful for you Aries folks to hear right now: “When you assume your current preferences won’t alter, you’ll make bad decisions: ...

BREZSNY'S ASTROLOGY: April 11-17, 2013

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): German theologian Martin Luther (1483-1546) was a central figure in the rebellion against the Catholic Church that led to the Protestant Reformation. You’ll never guess where he was when he was ...

Brezsny's Astrology April 4-10, 2013

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): “Art cannot be modern,” said Austrian painter Egon Schiele. “Art is primordially eternal.” I love that idea. Not all of the artifacts called “art” fit that scrupulous definition, of course. Katy ...

Tease photo Brezsny's Astrology Mar. 28-Apr. 3, 2013

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): I was too lazy to write your horoscope this week, so I went to a website that hawks bumper stickers and copied a few of their slogans to use as your ...

Brezsny's Astrology March 21-27, 2013

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): “Nourish beginnings, let us nourish beginnings,” says poet Muriel Rukeyser in her poem “Elegy in Joy.” “Not all things are blest,” she continues, “but the seeds of all things are blest. ...

Brezsny's Astrology March 14-20, 2013

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): “If it’s stupid and it works, it’s not stupid.” That could turn out to be a useful mantra for you in the coming week. Being pragmatic should be near the top ...

Brezsny's Astrology March 7-13, 2013

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Maybe you’re not literally in exile. You haven’t been forced to abandon your home and you haven’t been driven from your power spot against your will. But you may nevertheless be ...

Tease photo Brezsny's Astrology Feb. 28-Mar. 6, 2013

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): In 1993, Frenchman Emile Leray was on a solo trip through the Sahara Desert. In the middle of nowhere, his car suffered a major breakdown. It was unfixable. But he didn’t ...

Brezsny's Astrology Feb. 21-27, 2013

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): In the course of her world travels, writer Jane Brunette has seen many wonderful things – as well as a lot of trash. The most beautiful litter, she says, is in ...

Brezsny's Astrology Feb. 14-20, 2013

Brezsny's Astrology Feb. 14-20, 2013

ARIES (March 21-April 19): Afrikaner author Laurens van der Post told a story about a conversation between psychologist Carl Jung and Ochwiay Biano, a Pueblo Indian chief. Jung asked Biano to offer his views about ...

Brezsny's Astrology Feb. 7-13, 2013

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): “What we need is more people who specialize in the impossible,” said poet Theodore Roethke. For the foreseeable future, Aries, you could and should be a person like that. I’m not ...

Tease photo Brezsny's Astrology Jan. 31-Feb. 6, 2013

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Wageni ni baraka is a Swahili proverb that means “guests are a blessing.” That’s not always true, of course. Sometimes guests can be a boring inconvenience or a messy burden. But ...

Brezsny's Astrology January 24-30, 2013

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): The German government sponsored a scientific study of dowsing, which is a form of magical divination used to locate underground sources of water. After 10 years, the chief researcher testified, “It ...

Tease photo By The Numbers 01.10.13

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Brezsny's Astrology January 10-, 2013

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Writing at io9.com, Charlie Jane Anders provides “10 Signs You Could Be the Chosen Savior.” Among the clues are the following: 1. “How often does someone comes up to you on ...

Tease photo Brezsny's Astrology January 3-9, 2013

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): In 2013, I pledge to conspire with you to increase your mastery of the art of friendship. Together we will concentrate on making you an even stronger ally than you already ...

Brezsny's Astrology Dec. 20-26, 2012

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Isaac Newton is regarded as one of the most influential scientists in history. But the time he spent as a member of the English Parliament was undistinguished. The only public comment ...

Brezsny's Astrology Dec. 13-19, 2012

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Can you manage to be both highly alert and deeply relaxed? Could you be wildly curious and yet also serenely reflective? Can you imagine yourself being extra hungry to crack life’s ...

Brezsny's Astrology Dec. 6-12, 2012

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Spencer Silver was a co-inventor of Post-it notes, those small, colorful pieces of paper you can temporarily attach to things and then remove to use again and again. Speaking about the ...

Tease photo Brezsny's Astrology Nov. 29-Dec. 5, 2012

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): “They are trying to make me into a fixed star,” complained religious leader Martin Luther a few centuries ago. “I am an irregular planet.” I invite you to use that declaration ...

Brezsny's Astrology November 22-28, 2012

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): “Don’t think about making art, just get it done,” said Andy Warhol. “Let everyone else decide if it’s good or bad, whether they love it or hate it. While they are ...

Brezsny's Astrology November 15-21, 2012

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): In old Christian and Islamic lore, the dove was a symbol of the holy spirit. The bird was considered so pure and sacred that the devil, who was an expert shapeshifter, ...

Brezsny's Astrology November 8-14, 2012

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): The data that’s stored and disseminated on the Internet is unimaginably voluminous. And yet the 540 billion trillion electrons that carry all this information weigh about the same as a strawberry. ...

Tease photo Brezsny's Astrology November 1-7, 2012

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Big opportunities are coming up for you. Even if you cash in on them, though, they aren’t likely to make an immediate practical impact. They are subtle and deep, these prospects. ...

Brezsny's Astrology Oct. 25-31, 2012

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): In the coming days, many of your important tasks will be best accomplished through caginess and craftiness. Are you willing to work behind the scenes and beneath the surface? I suspect ...

Brezsny's Astrology Oct. 18-24, 2012

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): When Spanish conquistador Francisco Pizarro laid waste to Peru in 1532, his soldiers found green stones on the land. Were they emeralds? A priest who was traveling with them gave them ...

Brezsny's Astrology Oct. 11-17, 2012

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Ten percent of all sexually suggestive text messages are delivered to the wrong number. Take precautions to make sure you’re not among that 10 percent in the coming weeks. It will ...

Tease photo Brezsny's Astrology Oct. 4-11, 2012

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): “In a full heart there is room for everything,” said poet Antonio Porchia, “and in an empty heart there is room for nothing.” That’s an important idea for you to meditate ...

Brezsny's Astrology Sept. 27- Oct. 3, 2012

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Here’s the curious message I derived from the current astrological configurations: It’s one of those rare times when a wall may actually help bring people together. How? Why? The omens don’t ...

Brezsny's Astrology September 20-27, 2012

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): For every trillion dollars the U.S. government spends on the military, it creates about 11,000 jobs. That same expenditure, if directed toward education, creates 27,000 jobs. Personally, I’d rather have the ...

Brezsny's Astrology September 13-19, 2012

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): You will never be able to actually gaze upon your own face. You may of course see a reasonable likeness of it in mirrors, photos, and videos. But the real thing ...

Tease photo Brezsny's Astrology September 6-12, 2012

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Life tests you all the time. Sometimes its prods and queries are hard and weird; they come at you with non-stop intensity. On other occasions the riddles and lessons are pretty ...

Brezsny's Astrology Aug. 30-Sept. 5, 2012

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): I’m afraid your vibes are slightly out of tune. Can you do something about that, please? Meanwhile, your invisible friend could really use a Tarot reading, and your houseplants would benefit ...

Brezsny's Astrology August 23-29, 2012

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Do you know what a controlled burn is? Firefighters start small, manageable fires on purpose so as to eradicate brush that has accumulated too close to wooded areas. With less fuel ...

Brezsny's Astrology August 16-22, 2012

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): These days you have a knack for reclamation and redemption, Aries. If anyone can put fun into what’s dysfunctional, it’s you. You may even be able to infuse neurotic cluelessness with ...

Brezsny's Astrology August 9-15, 2012

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Apollo astronaut Russell Schweickart had a vision of loveliness while flying through outer space in his lunar module. “One of the most beautiful sights is a urine dump at sunset,” he ...

Tease photo Brezsny's Astrology August 2-8, 2012

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): The astrological omens suggest that you now have a lot in common with the legendary Most Interesting Man in the World – adventurous, unpredictable, interesting, lucky, one-of-a-kind. To create your horoscope, ...

Tease photo Brezsny's Astrology July 26-August 1, 2012

Brezsny's Astrology July 26-August 1, 2012

ARIES (March 21-April 19): In your personal chart, the planet Uranus symbolizes those special talents you have that are especially useful to other people. Which aspects of your soulful beauty are potentially of greatest service ...

Tease photo Brezsny's Astrology July 19-25, 2012

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Acro-Yoga is a relatively new physical discipline. According to a description I read on a flier in Santa Cruz, it “blends the spiritual wisdom of yoga, the loving kindness of massage, ...

Tease photo Brezsny's Astrology July 12-18, 2012

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): During an author tour a few years ago, I was a guest on San Francisco radio station KFOG. For a while, the host interviewed me about my book and astrology column. ...

Tease photo Brezsny's Astrology July 5-11, 2012

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Members of the Nevada Republican Party have concocted a bizarre version of family values. A large majority of them are opposed to gay marriage and yet are all in favor of ...

Tease photo Brezsny's Astrology June 28-July 4, 2012

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): If you play solitaire, your luck will be crazy strong in the coming weeks. If you have candid, wide-ranging talks with yourself in the mirror, the revelations are likely to be ...

Tease photo Brezsny's Astrology June 21-27, 2012

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Swans, geese, and ducks molt all their flight feathers at once, which means they may be unable to fly for several weeks afterwards. We humans don’t do anything like that in ...

Tease photo Brezsny's Astrology June 14-20, 2012

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): It’s time for your right hand to find out what your left hand has been doing lately, and vice versa. They’ve been attending to their separate agendas for a while, and ...

Tease photo Brezsny's Astrology June 7-13, 2012

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): If your destiny has gotten tweaked by bias or injustice, it’s a good time to rebel. If you are being manipulated by people who care for you – even if it’s ...

Tease photo Brezsny's Astrology May 31-June 6, 2012

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): “Let’s waltz the rumba,” said jazz musician Fats Waller, suggesting the seemingly impossible mix of two very different types of dancing. That’s an excellent clue for you to follow up on, ...

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