Tupac once rapped, "This'll be the realest thing I ever wrote."
With apologies to 'Pac, this'll be the surrealist thing I ever wrote.
As reported by California Lotto and my colleague Mary Duan, aka Mary Messenger, her husband Chuck Messenger won $2.7 million last night.
Coincidentally or not so coincidentally, she left for vacation this afternoon, just as news went public.
"This has been one lunatic day," she texts.
The vacation was pre-scheduled.